Inspiration: Wall Street conquistadors, madchen
in uniform cubicles. Legions of anorexic, rainy day
Holly Golightlys sing along, their eyes wet with
glycerine tears. They gush and slump over cell
phones, desperately seeking agents.
some forgotton corner of Silicone Alley, poor Cat
is nothing but a stiff -- drowned and forgotten,
all matted fur and tiny bone. His implant titties
just as Rigor Mortis arrives in a hearse-drawn
My song gently weeps yet defies aging!
flip the lid on Pandora's box. "Hurrah!" a
Women of power and intrigue emerge,
dazed, their velvet eyes blinking. Like so many
nubile Playmates, they spreadsheet across my
We swap stories. Then, strange noises from the
shelves above. I look up.
books move precariously, tip over, and fall open
feet. A sudden rustle of taffeta as ever so many
great literary heroines climb out from their
Pale and impatient, they nervously pace up and
narrow muddy boots -- require of us a song.
sing Queen Alice's song in a strange Wonderland?
Estella, "bred and educated to be loved"
through an abridged version of Great
The Marquise of O -- wants to know, "If Balthus
painted me when I was sleeping, would you all
me for that?"
Sadly, Emma Bovery is all too
wear a winding sheet" in exchange for a novel
Just in the nick of time, The Blue Fairy arrives
delicately performs rhinoplasty on Pinocchio.
Suddenly . . . smoke, mirrors and magic! I sing
thee too, Jeannie with the Lurex hair. All
cross arms, nod, smile and exclaim "Stair
Eschewing the lamp, we coltishly toss our
extensions and kick off the traces.
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